We have a handful of unclaimed Solar Calendars that are getting riper by the minute. If you should wish to procure one for yourself or an Amish-leaning compadre, please send us the appropriate name and address, and we will whisk one over, totally free of charge!
Read MorePossible Eclipse of the "Inverted Jenny"
Inadvertently released in error, fifty EYMER BRAND Laboratories + Think Tank promotional stickers are currently circulating throughout the planet. The marred design contains a critical error and is causing significant embarrassment throughout the EYMER organization.
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