We are currently busy, finishing up the mailing of our annual promotional piece. There are still only a handful left–and we would love to whisk one your way.

If you should wish to receive a thoughtfully packaged bundle of EYMER BRAND Laboratories + Think Tank propaganda–please send us:

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Within hours, a uniformed United States Postal worker will hand-deliver this package to your predetermined destination.

Oh!–and even better!

From time to time, you will receive thought-provoking news and information from our laboratories and think tank. Win! Win! Can life actually get much better?

Happy 2014!