Wooden-legged pirates walk with limp much less pronounced than mine! I experienced a series of dreams that contained an ADHD-riddled Civil War surgeon with an overactive hacksaw! It was at this moment that a bright light flashed above my head and OOFOS came to mind.
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This entry is from the "Day You Will Never Forget Department."
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