Designers, copywriters, project managers, product group heads, pre-press experts, customer service professionals, etc., etc., etc.
EYMER BRAND Laboratories + Think Tank, has recently developed a series of children's books, specifically targeted to you and your profession. Through easily digested words and lush visual desserts–you will allow family and friends to experience, first-hand–your frazzled workday journey.
Children (as young as 4), will confront–last minute revisions, extended meetings, and unsolicited feedback from the client's clue-challenged brother-in-law. Moments of pure genius will be quickly and unremittingly extinguished.
The first edition, The Little Project That Wouldn't Go Away, focusses on a pro bono (free) assignment that grows multiple appendages, consumes an abundance of creative effort–only to suddenly burst into flames and vanish!
Future publications will include:
"I Don't Know–What do YOU Think?"
"I Hate Green"
"Does this Font Make Me Look Fat?"
"The Crowd Source Manifesto"*
*For more experienced readers. Contains strong language and disturbing content.